extreme worrywart

hi bob. hi lily.

i worry too much about things i shouldn't worry. when i'm worried, i overworry. when i overworry, i crack my fingers, pull my hair, and put anything inside my mouth.
why am i always overworried? what should i do to stop overworrying?
please answer me. i'm overworried that you won't answer my questions.

-anonymous- (i'm overworried people will recognize me)

miss worrywart,

Well, we're so sure that you're a female, since female of the species usually worries like a lunatic. From the bob and lily point of view, worries are fun! Imagine yourself in a game that has several levels. Once you're worried over something, think of a way to solve it. e.g: You're worried that your cat would kill you in the middle of the night while you were sleeping. Solution: give your cat a great dose of sleeping pills so he/she would also fall deeply into sleep, otherwise, force yourself to consume caffeine! Score your worries. Go to the next levels. Remember, there's bonus level. and you can always have extra live!
Write to us again to report your scores and the levels. It's even more fun if it's played by multiplayers. As for the torture-yourself habit you have, carry on.. Well they do make you feel better, don't they?

kitty talk

i sometimes think i understand what my cats are saying, and vice versa. hey, here's willow, my kitten. wait, she's saying something. oh, she says hi, bobandlily.
-cat lady, 46-

Cat adorer,
Give our warmest hugs to Willow. Of course you understand what your cats are saying. But perhaps you have a hard time to understand what they're writing. Kittens nowadays have very ugly writings. Yes, teach them, you must. It's easier than to teach them Russian or Japanese.

late 30s misch masch

DO YOU KNOW DORAEMON? DO YOU HAVE HIS CELLPHONE NUMBER? OR HIS BLACKBERRY PIN? OR HIS HOME ADDRESS? I AM A DIE HARD FAN OF DORAEMON!
-doraemonsnumberonefan, 39-

dear desperate-on-your-late-30s,
We're assuming you have this very important issue to be taken care of between you and him. Have you gone to the doctor? Take the test? Talk to your mom?
We suggest you to keep the baby! Don't you want a cute baby?
Wait.. you're pregnant by him, aren't you?

super coolness

why do people like me?
ive tried being so mean, buut they still love, they adore me...
please help me bobandlily
-sum1cool,25-

Dear uber cool person,
We are speechless to know that someone as cool as you still exist in this world. You win. This time we get to ask you, how could you be that cool?
We adore you. Seriously. Do reply, please..

thank not

Guys,
My mom made this super delicious grilled chicken with soysauce on top. Should i thank her?
-confused, 19-

Dear silly,
Did she let you eat it?
Have your mom taught you manners?
Why did you ask this?
Sorry, what's the question again?

gone bananas

Hello,
I hope you can help me. I'm banana nuts. I'm bananas! I love bananas too much, I can't funtion without eating one. Help!
-major bananas, 19-

Hello Yellow (we bet your skin is banana-yellow),
So we're guessing you have this major banana addiction. That's very dangerous. Does the addiction even mutual? Do those bananas as addicted to you as you do to them? Ask them. Straight to the point. If the answer is not, then why bother? And.. don't you know eating too much bananas will make them extinct soon? Hey, the monkeys and orangutans still need them. Do care, please..

nosey

Dear bobandlily,

This kinda upsets me. My colleague seems to scratch her upper nose too often. I hate it when people touches their nose. And I think she enjoys it. What should i do?
-little miss nosey, 25-


Hey dear miss,
Well well, honey.. We know it's kinda serious. Here's the thing, perhaps your beloved colleague loves her nose too much. Try making her love her other body parts. Give her a cute mirror. She'll then have a new habit hopefully.. touching her eyes perhaps. If she still keeps doing that, snap your fingers and yodel. Tell her to yodel along with you.