nosey

Dear bobandlily,

This kinda upsets me. My colleague seems to scratch her upper nose too often. I hate it when people touches their nose. And I think she enjoys it. What should i do?
-little miss nosey, 25-


Hey dear miss,
Well well, honey.. We know it's kinda serious. Here's the thing, perhaps your beloved colleague loves her nose too much. Try making her love her other body parts. Give her a cute mirror. She'll then have a new habit hopefully.. touching her eyes perhaps. If she still keeps doing that, snap your fingers and yodel. Tell her to yodel along with you.